Thursday, August 03, 2017

There Is a Magic Button: A Rant

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There Is a Magic Button: A Rant

OK, guys. I think it’s way past time. A bunch of us have been keeping a secret from the rest of you. We know something that you don’t. I don’t think we should hide this secret from the world anymore.

Illuminati? Incompetents. Free Masons? I am one, so I already know all those secrets. Bilderbergers, Cthulhu Cultists, MKUltra, New World Order, Rotarians? All of these are nothing compared to the vast conspiracy that I’m about to reveal.

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